The day every netizen is looking forward to is 27 Jan 2010. With a gazillian bajellian photos and forums dedicated to it, Apple seems to be unveiling a new product.
But that son-of-bitch Steve Jobs doesn't want to reveal what it is anytime before the mentioned date.
But the rumour mills have been doing their rounds, speculating the possibilities of an Apple Tablet PC (iSlate or iPad) and a new generation of iPhone OS which would once again revolutionalize the touch screen market.
Come Jan 27 and once again, in Apple's empire, San Fransisco, Steve Jobs will hold up his new born like Jesus being shown to the shepherds.
And if he comes up with something even a nanometer below the expectations, someone will definetely murder him. I would advise all the people attending the release to carry along a few tomatoes and eggs, just in case. If the git has the nerves to unveil a silly product such as a new iPod or Mac, smash all of them on his shiny, bald head.
COME ON BUDDY!! Tell us WTF you are bringing up. It's just a day away. Your shares have already skyrocketed and all your faithfuls are dying with curiosity, taking tablets (not Apple tablets but relaxation tablets). Atleast give us a sneak peek into how it looks like and the basic tech specs.
Apple cynics have already started to critcise the controlled media leaks and the mist surrounding the event.
With patents such as a virtual pen to write on a touchscreen and a stylus for the iPhone in their pockets, the possible outcomes have been hiked a lot higher, matching up to the buzz of the iPhone itself, if not greater.
Every Indian must have been lookin forward for today, the Republic Day, but I am looking forward for the the next day. Blame it on Apple to rob citizens of their patriotism (I'm not being sarcastic here).
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