I hope that this will be a recurring gag, like the "Random Observations". Basically, this blog will be a list of rules that I will make up if I ever become a dictator.
1) Death penalty to anyone exposing their butt cracks.
2) To anyone honking excessively and/ or unnecessarily, death by exhaust fumes.
3) Any people participating in processions, functions, etc that hinder traffic will be executed and buried under the roads.
4) No eccentric hairstyles. Spikes? Okay. Anything more, you'll be tonsured for the rest of your life.
5) No hip hop or rap music.
1) Death penalty to anyone exposing their butt cracks.
2) To anyone honking excessively and/ or unnecessarily, death by exhaust fumes.
3) Any people participating in processions, functions, etc that hinder traffic will be executed and buried under the roads.
4) No eccentric hairstyles. Spikes? Okay. Anything more, you'll be tonsured for the rest of your life.
Donald Trump will be the first to be tonsured. |
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