Random Observations (Part 8)

RO #1

Isn't it ironic how strip clubs are called "Gentleman's Clubs"? (at least according to pop-culture).

Or does it imply that if you're a 'gentleman', the only way you can see a woman naked is in a strip club?

RO #2

To the only thing in this world I cannot live even a few minutes without - Oxygen!

RO #3

The one thing Indians are punctual at is cutting the electricity. Shocking though, it may seem to the rich countries, we, the people of developing countries do have power cuts. Especially in the summer.

While Indians are notorious for giving a damn about punctuality, the men working the power stations are dead punctual. In fact, they cut the power a couple of minutes earlier than the stipulated timing.

RO #4

There is something perverse about the way people on the internet seem to seek out opinions that they know will enrage them.

Being on twitter, i observe that some people go out of their for arguing with people they dont like and opinions they dont like. Why do people seem to be so keen to get high on seeking out what will "offend" them and then proceed to get angry about it?

RO #5

If you dont know proper grammar or the rules of sentence formation, you are going to get laughed at. The majority of the public is going to ridicule you, point out your poor grammatical sense.

That is of course, unless you are a poet. Poets seem to get away with the worst grammar and sentence formation. If someone wrote "your name what is?" in a poem, it would be hailed as a masterclass as it rhymes with the next line ("you're a bunch of idiots for liking this").

P.S If you're interested to see the other parts of the ROs, here's the link http://amritkosaraju.blogspot.in/p/random-observations.html