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How to 'get' girls

The way to get a girl is by pretending that you don’t want to ‘get her’.

In this weirdly beautiful country of mine, asking a girl out is not so simple and straightforward. If you walk up to a girl and say, “Hey, I like you. Would you like to go on a date with me?” she would look at you as if you just asked her to marry her (although, if you really do ask that question, it might work out better, provided you meet some made up criteria like belonging to the same caste, blah, blah).

Telling a girl that you are attracted to her or you find her beautiful is not the right thing to do here. You would scare her off. Apparently, this is not how things are done, as I once found out the hard way.

What you should do instead, is pretend that you don’t like her. You are not attracted to her. Just to be sure, tell her that you find her repulsive (okay, that might be taking it too far).

Then she will be okay with you talking to her, getting closer to her. Cuz you know, you’re just friends.

If all goes well, in a few weeks’ time you’ll be chatting and texting.

This is when you put forth your real feelings. You tell her that since the time you have met her, you have slowly started ‘developing’ feelings for her. And BOOM! You’re in!

(Note: I definitely know that the straightforward method doesn’t work, at least in my experience. The not-so-straightforward way is a satirical view, but who knows? Maybe it really does work.)
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Talking about the weird and wacky ways of starting a relationship, here’s another one.

Here, most relationships begin after someone (mostly the guy) ‘proposes’ to the other. By proposes, I mean uttering those three famous words (you know, those three with the ‘L’ word in it).

From what I’ve seen in pop culture (the source of most of my human knowledge), the ‘L’ word is very, very carefully and fretfully spoken in the western world. Here, it’s thrown about casually, like hellos and his.

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